I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.
Ferdinand de Saussure (via wordsnquotes)

rad-tickle:

how most of my relationships end

(Source: thegiflibrary)

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

Would losing me even be a loss?
(via unreturnedfeelings)

(Source: daggerred)

Still longing for the old you.
Six Word Story (via allineedissix)
Is 6 shots of vodka a good enough excuse to call you and hear your voice?
(via tohavescarlessskin)
I don’t think you miss me. So I won’t tell you I miss you.
(via kolibriaurinko)

(Source: jessielou24)

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